Archer Solder Helper Tool Handle

Don't you just hate it when that 35 year old, vintage solder tool from your first starter soldering toolkit you received as a child - marking your first entry into geekdom - just up and snaps in half, launching shards of cheap injection molded plastic across the room?
At this point, you have several options. You can go to Amazon and Buy a new toolset for $7.50 that doesn't have that vintage radio shack feel, you could hop in the car, and hope the Radio Shack Store Locator tool on their website has kept up with the closing of more than 1000 stores, leaving only 70 corporate stores in the US. Here's hoping one is near you.
Alternatively, you can take the option I chose. I went to Amazon and bought a 3D printer then designed and printed my own replacement handle, so as to preserve that last vestige of early childhood geekdom that Radio Shack had stolen from me as the company and their products pass into the netherworld reserved for those companies consumed by the the ceaseless drumbeat of progress, smartphones, and Amazon.
It's with this in mind that I share with you a design that will likely appeal to only the narrowest of demographics - My replacement handle for RadioShack/Archer double ended solder tools.