Useless Machine

It's about as useless as it gets. The included plans are for cutting a useless machine from 3.8mm 3ply wood on a laser cutter. See the instructions below for customizing the laser cutter output file.

If you've never seen a useless machine, hit the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL7p87y9xQY&index=26&list=PL5684E54C1D0B97D7