Crump
I updated the model a bit and scaled it up (apparently it was super easy) and remeshed enough so I could get things back to somewhat reasonable statistics for a model this size.
I also increased and defined the posterior a bit.
I've only been using blender for a week and still have no idea what I'm doing, but made this anyway. I messed up the scaling in the blender file and dunno how to fix it so it will show up VERY tiny and also have a lot of triangles (so the file is big). Just gatta size it up a bunch.
I also wasn't sure the best way to cut off the bottom so it was flat on the print bed, so i just took the easy way out and pushed it under the print bed enough so the slicer doesn't generate supports for the legs. Or if you don't mind a bit rougher texture on the legs from the support, you can just print it as is.
Didn't think I'd upload this but I saw a few people ask for it, so here you go :) Sorry for the lack of polish!