REDNECK MUG

This is a handle for a mason jar. If you have ever used a canning jar to drink iced tea (and if you haven't, then brother, you haven't lived) and you wished you had something to hold onto... well, here ya go.
The screw-on handle is a stretched out version of:
http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:8793
Going green has never been easier. Poke a hole in the lid of the jar and insert one of them there plastic straw doo-dads, and refill as needed.
Be the coolest guy at the river. Drink your coffee in style while you help your buddy winch his truck out of the ditch, and prepare to say "DANG!" as the mud covered bikini-clad hoochy-mammas flock to your side when they see your awesome new mug.