Fried Egg Keychain – Because Why Not?

This is a keychain. It looks like a fried egg.
It won’t cook breakfast. It won’t hatch into a chicken.
But it will make your keys look delicious.
Stick it on your backpack, keys, pet goose, or spaceship (we don't judge).
Printed with love, served with a side of nonsense.

Warning: Not edible. Yes, we checked.