Dinorín

Are your papers constantly flying around in your room? Does unnecessarily increasing the entropy of the universe worry you?

Well then, all you need is DINORÍN. Your ultimate paperweight experience (and it's also a DINOSAUR). Your new LIFETIME companion will keep all your SHIT in PLACE. Forget about cleaning your room, if there is no mess there is no... work, whatever.

Oh, by the way, did I mention it IS ALSO A DINOSAUR (AWESOME!!!)

You can gift it to your kids and claim it your own. Hooray for faking interest in your parasites.

You can also donate it to some guy who is interested in DINOSAURS (an enthusiast of some sort). You can just use it to scratch your back with its tail if that's what you're into. Frankly, I don't care what you use it for (and neither should you).

Software: CATIA V5 R19

PS: You can also use its sharp horns to stab someone.